Tag: jokes
group name: everythingaccept
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July 05, 2008 05:07 PM EDT --
Cardboard . . . more
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July 06, 2008 11:30 PM EDT --
HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam . Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands . HEMA also has stores in Belgium , Luxemburg, and . . . more
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July 07, 2008 12:08 AM EDT --
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo . . . more
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July 06, 2008 05:54 PM EDT --
C ursing at Work
Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal . . . more
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April 10, 2008 12:58 PM EDT --
I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
Oh,I'd love to be eight again" she replied.
On the morning of her . . . more
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April 12, 2008 02:56 AM EDT --
DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING!
Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is
a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker . . . more
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April 15, 2008 05:39 PM EDT --
Three Little Words That Work !!
(1)The three little words are:
'Hold On, Please...'
Saying this, while putting down your phone and
walking off (instead of hanging-up . . . more
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April 16, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
WHEN THE TIME COMES, THERE WILL BE NO NURSING HOMES FOR US. WE ARE CHECKING INTO THE HOLIDAY INN.
With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, there is a . . . more
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April 22, 2008 08:38 PM EDT --
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found . . . more
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April 23, 2008 01:26 AM EDT --
COURT SETS ATHEISTS' HOLIDAY
Have you heard about this case? Great answer from the judge!
In Florida , an atheist became incensed over the preparation . . . more
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April 23, 2008 01:58 PM EDT --
ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen . . . more
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April 29, 2008 12:22 AM EDT --
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation . . . more
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April 28, 2008 12:09 AM EDT --
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines
enabling . . . more
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May 14, 2008 11:27 PM EDT --
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. . . . more
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May 30, 2008 08:57 AM EDT --
NAME THE ITEMS THAT YOU CAN PURCHASE IN A PET STORE. PLEASE LIST THEM INDIVIDUALLY.
THANK YOU
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May 30, 2008 04:53 PM EDT --
PLEASE JUST ENTER 1 ITEM ON EACH COMMENT AND LETS SEE WHO CAN GET THIS TO THE VERY END OF THE POSTINGS.
HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
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May 31, 2008 09:21 PM EDT --
This just proves that we have
become too dependent on our
computers.
Are you male or female?
To find out the answer, look
down....
. . . more
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July 09, 2008 01:02 AM EDT --
An Elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He
had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, a volleyball court, . . . more
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July 09, 2008 01:37 AM EDT --
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would . . . more
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August 19, 2008 03:02 PM EDT --
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging
that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a
special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. . . . more
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